For you, salvation might come in the form of Jesus Christ.
My lord and savior? Tonya Harding. Because no one else can go from trailers to sequins to Texaco commercials to boxing to double denim, and pull it all off with such seeming effortlessness and élan.
And let's face it: we've all wanted to take a crowbar to some punk-ass eastsiders' kneecaps... or better yet, get hubby to find someone to do it. Wouldn't want to mess up the press-ons.